put ‘babe’ in my ask if you’d date me

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people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted

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how come john lennon was shot by a fan and robin thicke still lives


yes hello police i would like to report SHOTS FIRED

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So fierce is the passion that burns within my heart, a raging forest fire, unstoppable and all consuming.

Michael Faudet 

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my friend kimberley forgot how to spell laughing so she said yay attacks.



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So me and my boss are on our way to work, and we stop at 7-11. He purchased his items, then said “Im gonna go wait by the car.” I say okay and continue to pay for my purchases. I walk out and grab the handle of what i thought was my bosses car. I suddenly realize that its not his car.. i was mortified, and i see him laughing from across the parking lot. It was fucking awesome

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will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful

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