I have had this account for 2 years about, and I just hit 150 followers, and I’m okay with that.

3 hours ago // 0 notes
#tatted
I feel pretty today.. 💕😍
#yolo
#facts
ijustwanttoselloutmyfuneral:

Me

city-glow-after-dark:

mahlarchuck:

atlasnerd:

swaginageorge:

seeing a hot guy walk by like

image

Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.

It would be a mistake not to

"Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"

(via handsomedisease)


3 days ago // 304,563 notes

dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via handsomedisease)


3 days ago // 803,406 notes