seashellprincess:

x

slydigged:

sunglasses emoji only wears his shades to hide the tears

(Source: cynicalslut666, via spoof)


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jpgay:

burn down my school and i’ll promote you

(Source: p3d0b3ar, via spoof)


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fatasstofit:

1234marinescorps:

sheetsf0r-states:

liberals-are-so-strange:

My cousin is being deployed, and this is my favorite photo he’s sent me so far. She won….

I love this.

This is my new role model lol

Now try and tell me women are too weak to serve on the front lines
nerdthatlovesfood:

thempress:

flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

#the cold crotch of contempt

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

For getting his Uncle murdered I’m guessing. 

Happiness turns you into a Michael Bay film

nighthooker:

mm girl youre so wet;) wait is that fucking pee you did not just pee yourself

(Source: nighthooker, via greetings)


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